Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?


Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

A wacky story similar in style to “There was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly” (11/2006)

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the pig cross the road?
Because he was chained to the chicken
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because she was paper clipped to the pig
that was chained to the chicken
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the sheep cross the road?
Because he was roped to the rooster
that was paper clipped to the pig
that was chained to the chicken
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because she was sewn to the sheep
that was roped to the rooster
that was paper clipped to the pig
that was chained to the chicken
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the goat cross the road?
Because he was tacked to the turkey
that was sewn to the sheep
that was roped to the rooster
that was paper clipped to the pig
that was chained to the chicken
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the hen cross the road?
Because she was glued to the goat
that was tacked to the turkey
that was sewn to the sheep
that was roped to the rooster
that was paper clipped to the pig
that was chained to the chicken
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the cow cross the road?
Because he was handcuffed to the hen
that was glued to the goat
that was tacked to the turkey
that was sewn to the sheep
that was roped to the rooster
that was paper clipped to the pig
that was chained to the chicken
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because she was Crazy Glued to the cow
that was handcuffed to the hen
that was glued to the goat
that was tacked to the turkey
that was sewn to the sheep
that was roped to the rooster
that was paper clipped to the pig
that was chained to the chicken
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

And why did the farmer cross the road?
To gather all of his animals, of course!

NOTE: No animals were harmed in the writing of this story.

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