Why Did the Eagle Cross the Road?


Why Did the Eagle Cross the Road?

Even yet another wacky story similar in style to “There was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly” (11/2006)

 

Why did the eagle cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the hawk cross the road?
Because he was epoxied to the eagle
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the parrot cross the road?
Because she was hitched to the hawk
that was epoxied to the eagle
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the vulture cross the road?
Because he was puttied to the parrot
that was hitched to the hawk
that was epoxied to the eagle
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the bluebird cross the road?
Because she was Velcroed to the vulture
that was puttied to the parrot
that was hitched to the hawk
that was epoxied to the eagle
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the woodpecker cross the road?
Because he was buttoned to the bluebird
that was Velcroed to the vulture
that was puttied to the parrot
that was hitched to the hawk
that was epoxied to the eagle
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the toucan cross the road?
Because she was woven to to the woodpecker
that was buttoned to the bluebird
that was Velcroed to the vulture
that was puttied to the parrot
that was hitched to the hawk
that was epoxied to the eagle
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the swan cross the road?
Because he was tethered to the toucan
that was woven to to the woodpecker
that was buttoned to the bluebird
that was Velcroed to the vulture
that was puttied to the parrot
that was hitched to the hawk
that was epoxied to the eagle
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because she was shackled to the swan
that was tethered to the toucan
that was woven to to the woodpecker
that was buttoned to the bluebird
that was Velcroed to the vulture
that was puttied to the parrot
that was hitched to the hawk
that was epoxied to the eagle
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

And why did the bird keeper cross the road?
To gather all of his birds, of course!

NOTE: No animals were harmed in the writing of this story.

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