Why Did the Fish Cross the Road?


Why Did the Fish Cross the Road?

Yet another wacky story similar in style to “There was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly” (11/2006)

 

Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
Because he was fastened to the fish
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the pufferfish cross the road?
Because she was taped to the turtle
that was fastened to the fish
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the frog cross the road?
Because he was padlocked to the pufferfish
that was taped to the turtle
that was fastened to the fish
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the lobster cross the road?
Because she was frozen to to the frog
that was padlocked to the pufferfish
that was taped to the turtle
that was fastened to the fish
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the whale cross the road?
Because he was lashed to the lobster
that was frozen to to the frog
that was padlocked to the pufferfish
that was taped to the turtle
that was fastened to the fish
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the shark cross the road?
Because she was wrapped around to the whale
that was lashed to the lobster
that was frozen to to the frog
that was padlocked to the pufferfish
that was taped to the turtle
that was fastened to the fish
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the crab cross the road?
Because he was soldered to the shark
that was wrapped around to the whale
that was lashed to the lobster
that was frozen to to the frog
that was padlocked to the pufferfish
that was taped to the turtle
that was fastened to the fish
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the octopus cross the road?
Because she was cemented to the crab
that was soldered to the shark
that was wrapped around to the whale
that was lashed to the lobster
that was frozen to to the frog
that was padlocked to the pufferfish
that was taped to the turtle
that was fastened to the fish
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

And why did the fisherman cross the road?
To gather all of his sea creatures, of course!

NOTE: No animals were harmed in the writing of this story.

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