Why Did the Penguin Cross the Road?


Why Did the Penguin Cross the Road?

Another wacky story similar in style to “There was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly” (11/2006)

 

Why did the penguin cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the tiger cross the road?
Because he was pinned to the penguin
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the llama cross the road?
Because she was tied to the tiger
that was pinned to the penguin
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the walrus cross the road?
Because he was locked to the llama
that was tied to the tiger
that was pinned to the penguin
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the camel cross the road?
Because she was welded to the walrus
that was locked to the llama
that was tied to the tiger
that was pinned to the penguin
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the rhinoceros cross the road?
Because he was clamped to the camel
that was welded to the walrus
that was locked to the llama
that was tied to the tiger
that was pinned to the penguin
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the lion cross the road?
Because she was riveted to the rhinoceros
that was clamped to the camel
that was welded to the walrus
that was locked to the llama
that was tied to the tiger
that was pinned to the penguin
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because he was leashed to the lion
that was riveted to the rhinoceros
that was clamped to the camel
that was welded to the walrus
that was locked to the llama
that was tied to the tiger
that was pinned to the penguin
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because she was manacled to the monkey
that was leashed to the lion
that was riveted to the rhinoceros
that was clamped to the camel
that was welded to the walrus
that was locked to the llama
that was tied to the tiger
that was pinned to the penguin
that crossed the road to get to the other side.

And why did the zoo keeper cross the road?
To gather all of his animals, of course!

NOTE: No animals were harmed in the writing of this story.

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